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Magpies falls silent for Kim Jong il (video)

by | 27th, December 2011

DEAR Leader Kim Jong il is dead. The rainbow has a new colou r. A huge bright star shines only over North Korea. And the magpies are silent.  The magpies arrived in Unsan the day aftger Kim Jong-il died of extreme fatigue as he sat on a train being pulled by his willing countrymen.

Says a Baik Keun-shik:

“I have been living here, a coal mine village, for about 50 years, but I have never seen a thing like this.”

Ri Yon-souk agrees:

“It’s not just a strange natural phenomenon. It means our ‘Dear Leader’ was a born great man, so nature as well as all the people around the world cannot forget him, we can feel his existence in our warm heart.”

Of course, the birds being so still makes them easier to kill and eat.

On magpies, the BBC notes:

There are many folk stories involving magpies, and they were once thought to be in league with the devil.

They also need their sleep.

Meanwhile, the believers have been paying tribute to the man they call The

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