Frankie Cocozza gives up drugs for Big Brother
CELEBRITY Big Brother returns to Channel 5 for season 2. And the hot news is that nails-down-blackboard-voiced X Factor shagger, snorter and cavorter Frankie Cocozza has “ditched drugs in a bid to win Celebrity Big Brother”.
Some news, indeed. Anorak had hoped that Frankie’s one luxury item in the house would be pound of cocaine. But it turns out he’s cancelled the order and will be entertaining us instead with his tales of having taken cocaine, and if he’ll have sex with one of his housemates, like Ryan Giggs’ estranged sister-in-law Natasha Giggs or Katie Price impersonator Nicole McLean.
Or how about other rumoured to be in the celebrity silo, household names like: Georgia Salpa, 26, (check spelling) Playboy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 22, and TOWIE’s Kirk Norcross, 23.