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Jennifer Aniston promises a grandchild for John

by | 29th, December 2011

JENNIFER Aniston’s womb is finally ready to deliver a hair ball after a decade of waiting and watching. The National Enquirer says Aniston is to marry Justin Theroux. At the “dream” wedding Jen will be given away by her father, John Aniston. As the NE says:

“Jen then sealed the deal by promising John… that she’d make him a grandfather.”

For Jen, the post-Brad Pitt years – oh, hell, the pre-Brad Pitt years too – have been a rom-com about a middle-aged women with nice hair tilting her head to one side, doing a Stan Laurel look of bemusement and being the most chucked celebrity in the world not to have had a child.

Now the NE says she is to have a child, a husband and get even greater pregnancy hair than anyone thought possible.

Unless it all goes wrong and the multi-millionairess with the pohotogenic looks, A-list career and legion of fit lovers is once more talked off in hushed tones as being a massive loser. Womb Watch continues…

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