Anorak | Russell Brand and Katy Perry defile sanctity of marriage

Russell Brand and Katy Perry defile sanctity of marriage

by | 30th, December 2011

RUSSELL Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry. Russell and Katy have been married for 15 month. It was never going to last. Unlike Brangelina, Jedward and SuBo, Russell Brand and Katy Perry never gelled as a tabloid abbreviation. Rerry, Berry and Puss had their champions, but no one name was settled upon.

Brand is the man Kerry described as:

“He’s like a cross between Charles Manson, Jim Morrison, Jesus and Elvis Presley.”

They say love is blind. And there was the proof. Anorak polled the typing pool and they said that Russell Brand was a cross between a Pekingese, an upside down ZZ Top fan on the Grecian 2000, Weird Al Yankovic and Sooty.

But Perry is a Bible basher at heart. If she saw Jesus in Brand, then Jesus was there. He might be perched on the end of Brand’s tinkei-winkie, but Jesus just ned teasing out. Anorak believed

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