Russell Brand and Katy Perry defile sanctity of marriage
RUSSELL Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry. Russell and Katy have been married for 15 month. It was never going to last. Unlike Brangelina, Jedward and SuBo, Russell Brand and Katy Perry never gelled as a tabloid abbreviation. Rerry, Berry and Puss had their champions, but no one name was settled upon.
Brand is the man Kerry described as:
“He’s like a cross between Charles Manson, Jim Morrison, Jesus and Elvis Presley.”
They say love is blind. And there was the proof. Anorak polled the typing pool and they said that Russell Brand was a cross between a Pekingese, an upside down ZZ Top fan on the Grecian 2000, Weird Al Yankovic and Sooty.
But Perry is a Bible basher at heart. If she saw Jesus in Brand, then Jesus was there. He might be perched on the end of Brand’s tinkei-winkie, but Jesus just ned teasing out. Anorak believed Brand would turn to Jesus before he turned to the lawyers. His divorce may be small mercy on us all.
As for theit love, well, Brand proposed to the pop star Katy Perry while on the back of an elephant. The couple then married in India, in a week-long event, where Perry performed a song she has written for Brand “as a wedding gift” and Brand left the marathon ceremony on the back of an elephant. Brand was no longer on the heroin but there was every chance his wedding had been cooked up to help him pretend that he still was.
In a statement the 36-year-old Russell Brand said:
“Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”
Get him with the jokes…