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Lady GaGa is a Satan worshipper! Quite possibly!

by | 3rd, January 2012

BLOOD! Imagine it! Imagine it in a bath! Terrible eh? Now, it appears that Lady GaGa had a bath filled with blood in a London hotel for some reason. That reason, many are presuming, is part of some Satanic ritual.

Of course, this is exactly the kind of thing that Lady GaGa thrives on. She’s very keen for us all to believe that she’s as eccentric off-stage as she is on it.

A stunned hotel worker told website Truthquake:

“Lady GaGa left large amounts of blood in the suite during a stay this summer. The incident was reported to the concierge, who was told to put it out of her mind.”

A source elsewhere told The Sun:

“All of the hotel’s staff are convinced she was bathing in it or, at the very least, using it as part of one of her new costumes or weird stage routines.”

That, or it is some crashingly dull reason as, what most reports aren’t keen to point out, is that the tub was filled with red ‘stuff’. Not necessarily blood. So could it be hair dye? Or fabric dye? Or is she really awful at shaving her nether regions while going through the menstrual cycle?

Nope. It’s definitely blood. KILL THE WITCH!



Posted: 3rd, January 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink