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Daily Express cured cancer 13 times in 2011

by | 6th, January 2012

NED Morrell has produced a list of all the Daily Express and Sunday Express front-page headlines for 2011.

Madeleine McCann featured on the front page 8 times.

• FAMILY WARN KIDNAPPERS (Apr 1)
• KATE MCCANN FEARS ATTACK (Apr 10)
• MADDIE LINK TO GERMAN CHILD KILLER (May 8)
• MADELEINE IS STILL ALIVE (May 13)
• HOW DARE THEY CALL ME COLD (May 22)
• SHE IS STILL OUT THERE (Jul 29)
• THIRTY BRITISH POLICE IN NEW HUNT (Sep 9)
• POLICE: WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS (Dec 6)

Princess Diana scored four covers.

• DIANA INQUEST SAMPLES SWITCHED (May 10)
• DIANA DEATH FILM COVER-UP (Jul 2)
• DIANA POLICE FACE ARREST (Jul 22)
• DIANA’S SECRET ENGAGEMENT (Aug 17)

House prices rose and soared 12 times.

Scare Stories were plentiful:

  • PAINKILLERS STROKE RISK (Jan 12)
  • SUNTAN LOTION HEALTH DANGER (Feb 3)
  • BREAST CANCER STRIKES ONE IN 8 (Feb 4)
  • NHS FEARS NEW KILLER SUPERBUG (Apr 7)
  • NEW LIGHTBULBS IN CANCER SCARE (Apr 20)
  • BRITAIN’S ON KILLER SMOG ALERT (Apr 22)
  • BRITAIN’S HAYFEVER HELL (May 16)
  • IBUPROFEN IS RISK TO HEALTH (Jul 5)
  • BRITAIN’S DEMENTIA TIMEBOMB (Nov 7)
  • HOW THE NHS ABUSES OAPS (Nov 9)
  • DEMENTIA CARE SHAMES BRITAIN (Dec 16)

Foreigners were out to get us:

  • ONE IN 7 ASYLUM SEEKERS ON RUN (Jan 11)
  • 2 OUT OF 3 NEW JOBS GIVEN TO MIGRANTS (Jan 20)
  • ONE MIGRANT A MINUTE LANDS IN BRITAIN (Feb 22)
  • £250 A WEEK FOR EVERY MIGRANT (Mar 4)
  • MIGRANTS FLOOD BACK TO BRITAIN (Apr 25)
  • BRITAIN’S 40% SURGE IN ETHNIC NUMBERS (May 19)
  • MIGRANT WORKERS FLOODING BRITAIN (May 27)
  • BRITAIN OPENS DOOR TO ASYLUM SEEKERS (Jun 2)
  • ASYLUM GRAVY TRAIN (Jun 5)
  • EU MIGRANTS TO GET BRITISH PENSIONS (Jul 13)
  • BRITAIN MUST BAN MIGRANTS (Jul 19)
  • MIGRANTS ROB YOUNG BRITONS OF JOBS (Aug 18)
  • IMMIGRATION SOARS 20% IN A YEAR (Aug 26)
  • WORKERS ARE FIRED FOR BEING BRITISH (Oct 14)
  • MIGRANTS GRAB 12,000 JOBS IN A MONTH (Nov 17)
  • MIGRANTS IN COSMETIC OPS SCAM (Nov 20)
  • ASYLUM SEEKERS CAN STAY (Dec 22)

And we had one White Christmas and 13 cures for cancer.

 

 



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