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Another crap story about Jon Venables

by | 11th, January 2012

JAMES Bulger stories are popular with readers. Sun editor Dominic Mohan tells the Leveson Inquiry that the biggest-selling story of the past 18 months was about the killer of James Bulger and by definition that of his two killer: Jon Venables and Robert Thompson.

Mindful of that, we turn to the Daily Star’s story:

JON VENABLES KEELS OVER…WITH CONSTIPATION

Tom Savage is in the toilet cubicle:

FATTY Jon Venables scoffed so much festive grub he needed emergency treatment for constipation.

What is emergency treatment for constipation at Christmas? a barrage of crackers pulled at once. Kaboom!

The child killer was found writhing in agony by prison staff.

Panicked warders summoned emergency medics fearing the 18st murderer of James Bulger was having a heart attack.

But after doctors examined the portly pervert – back inside for kiddie porn offences – they found the only thing he was dying for was the toilet.

Or not. Don’t you die for the toilet when you need to go? But let’s not get bogged down in the fine details of Jon Venables’ intestines. The Star is

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