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Vampire witch stalks patients in Zimbabwe hospital

by | 16th, January 2012

TO Zimbabwe, where a nurse at the local hospital in Gweru has fainted at the sight of a vampire witch sucking blood from a patient. Hospital staff are now afraid to work nights.
A source relates what occurred:
“When she [ the now hospitalised nurse] came across the witch, the drip had been removed from the patient. The witch was apparently busy sucking blood from the patient and the on-duty nurse immediately raised an alarm upon witnessing the shocking incident. She (the nurse) suddenly collapsed and fainted. She is still weak and is being attended to by a doctor. However, she is now able to narrate what really transpired on the fateful day.”
Hospital superintendant, Dr Fabian Mashingaidze seeks to salve the frenzy:
“Let me assure the general public that there is no incident of that sort which happened at Gweru Provincial Hospital. It’s a fabrication from some people who are fantasising. The nurse is being attended to by one of the doctors but her condition and the nature of the aliment is confidential.”
 Either the patients at the hospital are being fed on by a vampire witch or else the nursing staff are delusional. Nighty-night, patients…
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