Mariah Carey makes soup and becomes an instant hero!
JUST over a week after posting one of the most unintentionally funny photos online, and of course, being hospitalised for “mild kidney failure”, Mariah Carey’s husband, Nick Cannon, stepped out into the limelight for the first time and praised her for being a “hero” during his ‘ordeal’.
Cannon said, without any trace of irony:
“When times are hard, you guys don’t see her at 3 o’clock in the morning, getting up in the middle of the night, fixing me soup when my kidneys ain’t acting right. Mariah Carey does that.”
Get housemaid to open tin. Pour into pan. Heat up. Serve. Become hero.
He wasn’t finished gushing either (figuratively – not a side effect of having knackered kidneys):
“It is truly, truly a blessing to be here tonight, and I am humbled and in awe of everyone’s presence, but mostly my hero right there. What most people don’t get the opportunity to experience is the true woman; the virtuous person who is my angel.”
Meanwhile, no-one has worked out what a ‘mild kidney infection’ is yet. Sounds like someone got cystitis to us. Poor lamb.
Image: BET honoree singer Mariah Carey with her husband Nick Cannon and her son Morrocan speak after receiving BET Entertainer Award during the BET Honors at the Warner Theatre in Washington on Saturday, Jan. 14, 2012. (AP Photo/Jose Luis Magana)