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Ashton Kutcher tries to punch thin-air as he swears to catch hacker

by | 17th, January 2012

NOT the sharpest spoon in the drawer, Ashton Kutcher is having a rough few months. He’s shagged a young woman on the night of his wedding anniversary, which saw Demi Moore divorcing him and, not only that, he’s the lead in Two And A Half Men or, if you prefer, the worst thing that’s ever been on television.

But stupid is never deterred!

The Kutch is angrily hitting out at the hacker who broke into his twitter account and posted fake messages! Ashton sent out a chillingly stupid message saying that he’s found out where the hacker lives and he’s going after him!

He tweeted:

“Ok Mr Hacker, you only made one mistake. You hacked my Foursquare and I now know your address. Whoops…This is gonna be fun. I’m coming for you my friend”

Kutcher then linked a photo of the alleged hacker’s location.

Of course, going after hackers is stupid. It’s like trying to kick the wind. It’s like standing in the sea and aiming to punch it a new tide. It’s like trying to have sex with the horizon.

Best of luck Ashton. Seriously.

 



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