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Marine sues ‘prostitute’ Lindsay Lohan to be sued over her role in Osama bin Laden’s death (?!?!?!?!)

by | 18th, January 2012

HURRAY! When Lindsay Lohan stopped all that Getting In Trouble Almost Constantly thing, we all feared she’d become something of a dullard. Some even feared she might find God or something awful like that. Instead, she did a Playboy spread and showed us her freckled boobies, which was very charitable of her.

Mercifully, the circus won’t stop because, when LiLo is behaving, the rest of the world can go mental around her. Just take a look at Thomas A. Green, a man who believes that the actress played a role in the death of Osama Bin Laden and that she’s also might be a high end prostitut e”.

Ambulance chasers TMZ claim to have obtained a copy of the lawsuit written by an apparently delusional” Green and describes it as incoherent gibberis h”.

Green –  is a former U.S Marine  reckons that he spoke to Lindsay on Facebook after she contacted him about an online business he was setting up.

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