Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, no more?
REJOICE! Well, rejoice through crocodile tears because, you people who have a fantasy about somehow getting Johnny Depp or Vanessa Paradis to fall in love with you, will have to pretend that the news of their potential split is really sad. You’ll have to say you really care about it all.
Meanwhile, you’re mentally punching the air and feeling ten shades of thrilled! Maybe this is your chance to allow your fantasy to become real.
Naturally, a pig like you could never land a superstar like that. They wouldn’t even let your face in the inner-sanctum of celebsville. Not that Depp and Paradis are fond of life behind the velvet rope.
See, the pair have lived a quiet family life far from the spotlight in the sleepy French hamlet of Plan-de-la-Tour, but alas, it seems to be no more as now, the couple are barely together at all.
The couple haven’t appeared side-by-side on a red carpet for more than a year and multiple sources have been telling various US outlets that the relationship is all but officially finished.
According to People, some in their circle say the couple of nearly 14 years have already split. Says one insider, disingenuously: “It’s so sad.”
Pass the hankies. We’re going to cry or cum. We don’t know which one yet.