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Demure Milf banned from every Worcester nightclub

by | 24th, January 2012

WORCESTER’S First Lady Lisa Woodman, 28, says her Saturday nights begin in Lloyds bar in Broad Street before moving on to Mode, Tramps, or Velvet, three clubs named after branded toilet tissues. Well, she used to. Mum-of-four Lisa Woodman says she’s been banned from the clubs because of her ladylike attire.

She tips her bonnet and asks:

“What’s wrong with what I wear I’m not hurting anyone am I? I am covering everything, and I just want to have a good time. We [she’s with her sister Sarah Woodman] never cause any trouble and we’ve never been rude to the bouncers… I just want to be treated with a bit of respect.”

All three clubs are owned by the same firm. Dean Hill, the nightclubs’ director, responds:

“We expect people to make an effort and we have a dress code of smart casual. It is the venue managers who are on the doors, they make decisions on the doors based on our policies. They make judgements based on someone’s behaviour, their dress, if they’re abusive, and whether they have ID. At the end of the day, it’s private premises and we reserve the right to refuse entry for anyone.”

Lisa Woodman is a victim of a society that has lost its way. If she wants to wear more demure clothes than other clubbers, we say let her.

Lisa Woodman adds:

“None of the pubs give me any hassle about my outfits so why do the nightclubs have such a problem? There were teenagers and girls in their 20s wearing much more revealing outfits but they went straight in. When I asked the bouncers why me and my sister weren’t allowed in, they just said ‘You’re too old to wear that get-up’. I couldn’t believe it. I’m only 28 and still consider myself young. I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town. I split up from my partner last year and I was really upset so I had a boob job in April and got into shape going to the gym and now I just want to flaunt what I’ve got. I normally wear short skirts and one-piece outfits which might be revealing but never show off too much. I like my high-heel boots and mini-skirts. I’ve got loads of them – they usually cost between £20 and £50 but when I let my hair down, I like to look my best.One doorman even made me walk up and down and turn around in front of people laughing at what I was wearing. I was totally in shock and really humiliated. I look after myself and I’m only 28. I just want to be treated with a bit of respect.”

Lisa is right. But the problem is not with her refinement, it lies with the other clubbers who look wanting next to Lisa – the teenagers will want an older women who dresses like an extra from a video game and their girlfriends will want them not to look…



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