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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt make love on the SAGA red carpet – photos

by | 30th, January 2012

THE 18th Screen Actors Guild Awards in Hollywood starred Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Others were there. But it’s the A-list power couple who get the headlines. Unless Miss Piggy and Kermit reunite, adopt a baby vampire and score a celebrity portmanteau (Permit?) or Prince Harry squires Jennifer Aniston (Hansiton, as the butler might say) *, Brangelina are the hottest.

They want to remind us that while individually they are the apogee of human beauty, together they are scorchingly at it. Six young children careering around the family home may ruin the sex drive of others, but when you’re Brad and Ange, loving is all. She is the woman who opined: “We have so many kids, it’s just year-round birthdays! It’s one of life’s great pleasures.”

Their pawing and touching before the cameras is a sign of still smouldering passions. You may suppose that the middle-aged mum and dad waving their last child off to a starter home are having the hottest sex. But you’d be wrong. Brad and Ange are golden. If their nannies were not tied by confidentiality contracts, they would say that Ange and Brad are it morning, noon and night. It’s one long -petal-strewn shag after another.

So. Until Anorak discovers he’s related to one of the Jolie-Pitt collection of children (odds a hopeful one on 6 (stitch that Kevin Bacon)), what goes on behind closed door will not be shared. But we can guess: it’s sex, sex, sex and more sex, with no hint of food stains, sorting out fights over who pulled the teasing face, homework and that most dread thing of all: other parents…

* Tabloid Rule 6 – no story of Brad and Angelina is complete without mention made of Jennifer Aniston, aka poor Jen of The Empty Womb.

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Angelina Jolie, left, and Brad Pitt arrive at the 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday Jan. 29, 2012 in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Vince Bucci)



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