Anorak | Sex shop opens side door away from mocking pub drinkers

Sex shop opens side door away from mocking pub drinkers

by | 30th, January 2012

THE Private sex shop in Apsley, Hertfordshire, has, reptedly, moved its door fruther away from the nearby The Bull pub.

Landlady Nicola Green, 47, explains :

“As soon as you open that door [to porn shop] it goes ‘ding!’ When that bell goes people in here cheer, so the shop moved the entrance round the side.Most of our customers are builders and you know what they are like.”

Perverts? Daily Star readers? Polish? Latin students? What are builders like?

She adds:

“I think the shop just wanted something a bit more discreet. Some people are quite open about the fact they go the shop, but others might want to stay a bit more secretive. So they did the sensible thing in the end. The lads in here are only having a bit of fun but at least this way it saves their blushes.”

The Private Shop now has two doors.

David Brunt, who represents

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