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Anorak | Christina Aguilera melts at Etta James funeral – in photos

Christina Aguilera melts at Etta James funeral – in photos

by | 31st, January 2012

CAN we an analyse what was trickling down Christina Aguilera’s leg as she belted out At Last during Etta James’ funeral? Look past the Bungee for Jesus hanging down her god-fearing bosoms, the fans filming in church, and that long rasping note that sounds exactly like the noise aliens make as they insert a chip beneath the skin on your forehead (all plastic surgeons are alien enablers) and get a load of the liquid.

We polled the Anorak typing pool and have a list of possible explanatons:

1. Xtina is

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