Peter Andre and Georgia Salpa have OK date – flat urine and ham
AND so it came to pass that Peter Andre met Georgia Salpa. Peter, as you might recall is the OK! magazine stalwarts (prop. Richard Desmond), who pens a column in New! magazine (prop, R. Desmond) and this week opined:
“I must admit Georgia Salpa really stood out – she’s very cute indeed! She seems like a really sweet girl and is stunning. It would be really nice to meet her.”
Georgia Salpa is the lad’s mag model who played the part of a curvaceous piece of wood on Celebrity Big Brother, the show broadcast on Channel 5 (prop. R Demond.) Both Andre and Salpa are today on the cover of OK! (prop. R, Desmond). The headline declares:
“Peter Loves Georgia – Our Big Fat Greek Date.”
Lest the inference that the two are shagging not be made clear enough for even the most slack-jawed OK! reader, anther headline has Salpa saying:
“I loved Peter the first time I laid eyes on him.”
These are the “first ever pictures and words from their intimate penthouse liaison”.
Just Peter Andre, Georgia Salpa, a hairdresser, stylist, syrup mining hack, lighting engineer, make-up artist, landlord (any guess who he is?)…
The “romantic” date tursn out to be lunch (no food just a full flute of urine each) in a London flat. The date is billed as a “secret“. But the secret’s out – by popular demand!
The odd thing is that throughout the “date” Peter Andre does not say a word. Not one. After his NOW! column is reproduced, all the talking is down by Georgia and her OK! interrogator wondering what it’s like to be gorgeous. It is as – as if! – Peter arrived, simpered for the cameras, sat at a table and left.
Peter Andre operates as a kind of initiation ceremony for wannabe OK! magazine stars. The dates with Kerry Katoan were legendary, so too his love for Chantelle Houghton and the Amy Child’s love story.
If OK! can invest in a claymation Andre (Georgia – was he cold to the touch?), the real thing can retire to the Celebrity Silo in Brussels (surely a music studio to record Insania 2) and the “Peter Andre Loves [insert name here]” story can go on and one and one for ever…
