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Sex addict Chrystal Warren was born a man – her 1000 conquests choke

by | 3rd, February 2012

CHRYSTAL Warren breaks bends love organs and makes women smirk by telling the Sun thats he used to be a man named Christopher Snowden.

We first saw Chrystal on ITV’s This Morning, telling mid-morning coffee drinking, Daily Mail journalists and the institutionalised that she’s a sex addict who has slept with 1,000 men.

Such claims are left unverified. Chrystal provided no notes, names and phone numbers of her lovers. Instead, we heard that the 42-year-old has been unable to keep a job as a result of her constant need for sex.

Eamonn Holmes, the show’s thin-skinned host, then asked:

“If you need this five or six times a day, have you never thought about making a business of it? Charging for it?”

Warren replied: “What, becoming a prostitute? Then it becomes a business, then I become maybe like a robot. This way I am enjoying it, I do it when I want to do it, I get to choose who I sleep with.”

Such is the level of debate on This Morning – the show that won the Best Factual Show gong at the National Television Awards – a show that brought such a facts as: the woman with two vaginas; the woman who married the Eiffel Tower; and Dr Chris Steel shoving his finger up Paul Ross’s backside, ostensibly in the hunt for a prostate but in reality looking for the show’s next special guest.

One day on from the massive media debate caused by Holmes, the Sun leads with Walker – who turns out to have been born a man.

Yep: Randy Man Loves Sex. Read all about it!

This is the woman who haw told the Daily Mirror:

“I know I’m a sex addict, but I can’t face getting professional help. Sex is the only thing that makes me feel good about myself. I guess when the men start saying no, I’ll stop having sex.”

Nooooooooo! say 1,000 fiercely hetero men. Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Says Crystal in the Sun:

“I’m scared there will be a lot of angry men out there reading this but I have to tell the truth. A lot of people will think I’ve lied to those I’ve had sex with. But I don’t feel I have because I’m a woman and my past is all behind me.”

Fnar!

“I don’t want any man I’ve ever been with to doubt his sexuality now because of this. They didn’t know they were sleeping with somebody like me. I’m now just like any other girl who wants to enjoy my life after many years without the right body. Now I’ve got the body I want to use it all the time.”

Adding:

“I wanted to do a photoshoot with The Sun and look really girlie and sexy so people can see I am a woman and not say I look like a fella.”

Problem is that now we know Walker used to be man, she looks a lot like a 6ft-tall man in a dress and wig.

Still, she’s more than up for it, so fill your boots, lads.



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