Westminster bars Top Totty: Kate Green or Katie Green?
TOP Totty, the smooth-skinned amber-skinned lovely with a good head, will not be in Westminster’s The Strangers’ Bar. The image has been deemed offensive to sherry drinkers and other women.
Shadow equalities minister Kate Green, Stretford and Urmston MP, found the “picture of a nearly naked woman on the tap” offensive. And because she was offended, the beer, on sale since 2007, has been banned.
Green then called on the Commons to champion “dignity at work in Parliament”.
No word yet from the equal opportunities totty who posed for the Top Totty portrait (you try and get work with those ears). And no word either from Parliament’s other Kate Green, the one who dated former LibDem MP and active pump puller Lembit Opik. For reasons of clarity, and to avoid Ms Green being offended by such an association, here are photos of the two women, lest you act in err…
Spoter : June