Anorak | Victoria Beckham and Angelina Jolie enter baby race

Victoria Beckham and Angelina Jolie enter baby race

by | 4th, February 2012

VICTORIA Beckham is not like Angelina Jolie. Victoria has been telling OK! readers “HER TIPS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE”:

“We were at a party the other day at my mum’s house and I was sitting on his lap. We’re very affectionate. And I looked at him and thought after being married for 11 years – we were the only couple who were even near each other at the party.”

The recipe for a “happy” marriage is to sit on your partner’s lap. If they are lying down watching telly, sit on their stomach or back. If he’s in the office talking to his PA sit on her, allegedly…

Anyhow. Vicky and Day-vid are very much in love – more in love than any members of her immediate family and her mum’s friends. And all that sitting leads to straddling and babies. It’s the Posh ‘n’ Becks Karma Sutra.  As David tells Jonathan Ross’s ITV1 chat show:

“We might have one more or two more, you never know. We’re not thinking about it yet, but if it happens, great.”

It might depend on what parties the pair attend and the angle of the chairs. Look out or the arrival of little Parker Knoll Beckham soon.

But why is this different to Jolie? Well, Brad Pitt, aka Mr Jolie, has gone public with news that He and She might have a seventh child:

“We haven’t closed the book on it yet. If we see the need and get that lightning bolt that says, ‘We can help this person, we could do soemthing here’, then yes.”

This is how they breed in Hollywood. Sex is a philanthropic act of mercy. (se

So. Jolie and Pitt are not a bit like Posh ‘n’ Becks then. For one thing, the Jolie-Pitt bithing axis is always upright on red carpets. You need chairs to be truly happy. And a lap…

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