Pippa Middleton and George Percy prepare for the War Of The Middletons
PIPPA Middleton continues her drive to create a Alternative Royal Family – something more modern that ranks a good arse and jogging over blue bloods, chinlessness and horses – by dating a George Percy, heir to the Duke of Northumberland. Percy’s version of Windsor castle is Alnwick Castle, the setting for Harry Potter’s Hogwart’s. The Sun say that one day George will get the castle and £315million.
And then there will be war – North Versus South. On one side Kate Middleton’s mob with flowing locks and Jigsaw body armour; to the other Kate Middleton stood behind her serried lines of fans spotting The Middleton bottoms bought from Harley Street’s finest bottom men.
And in the middle Prince Harry unsure where to stick with what he’s got or get behind the Middleton Roundbottoms and look to the future…