Scotland team seeks RBS 6 Nations win bonus for losing
THE Scotland team have been left wondering if they qualify for win bonus following their 13-6 defeat in the RBS 6 Nations match against England.
Says one player:
“We suffered a downturn but we have invested heavily in the rugby sector and though prevailing market forces have moved towards Andy Murray in tennis futures we hope our shareholders understand that an option of England in the Euro 212 has complicated an already difficult global situation.”
Says Alex Salmond:
“D’yer. Time and time again those English bastards stop us from winning. If it wasn’t for them we’d have the most successful sporting culture in the world.”