Anorak | Russell Brand and Zooey Deschanel to become deeply unlikeable couple?

Russell Brand and Zooey Deschanel to become deeply unlikeable couple?

by | 6th, February 2012

YOU may think Russell Brand or, indeed, Zooey Deschanel, is attractive enough to warrant a lustful thought. However, once you stop staring at their collective bone-structures and actually listen to them for one second, you’ll find that any yearning will turn into a white-hot, furious, knuckle-breaking anger.

So imagine, if you will, now that this pair are now absolutely single and fancy-free, them getting together to make a pairing so mind-meltingly jarring that they could burn a hole in space.

And you may not have to imagine at all as Brand has reportedly got his sexual dowsing rod out and set the controls for Zooey!

The best thing about Deschanel for Brand is that she pretty much looks exactly like an indie-approved version of his ex wife, Katy Perry. She’s definitely one of those awful, awful Smiths fans, just like Russell. Just imagine them, sitting in a decadent, boho lounge, whispering Girlfriend In A Coma at each other.

It’s enough to make you want to punch your own heart out of your back.

A source told OK! magazine:

“Russell has had his eye on Zooey for a long time. And he’s been sending funny, flirty texts to see if they can get together. He thinks she’s hysterically funny and cute, too. He loves her quirky sense of humour, and thinks they’d be great together both on-and off-screen. There’s a real spark there.”

Ladies and gentlemen… we are clearly entering some terrible end-game. It’s been nice knowing you.


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