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Russell Brand and Zooey Deschanel to become deeply unlikeable couple?

by | 6th, February 2012

YOU may think Russell Brand or, indeed, Zooey Deschanel, is attractive enough to warrant a lustful thought. However, once you stop staring at their collective bone-structures and actually listen to them for one second, you’ll find that any yearning will turn into a white-hot, furious, knuckle-breaking anger.

So imagine, if you will, now that this pair are now absolutely single and fancy-free, them getting together to make a pairing so mind-meltingly jarring that they could burn a hole in space.

And you may not have to imagine at all as Brand has reportedly got his sexual dowsing rod out and set the controls for Zooey!

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