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Anorak | Nick Griffin, Kim Jong Un, Glitter and Jeremy Kyle fight Redknapp for England job

Nick Griffin, Kim Jong Un, Glitter and Jeremy Kyle fight Redknapp for England job

by | 10th, February 2012

HARRY Redknapp will be the next England manger. Maybe. Says he:

“It wouldn’t be fair to anybody here if I started to let my thoughts wander elsewhere.”

Oh, come on Harry Redknobb. We need to know who we can hate next.

The Anorak Wish List – not in Association with The Sports Journalists’ Association runs:

Nick Griffin
Plus points: Hated
Negative points: Too British – may have Welsh tendencies

Kim Jong Un
Plus points: Has no Plan B
Negative points: fat

Abu Qatada
Plus points: Has names that sound like Abracadabra – good for puns
Negative points: Hates all British – not just Scots

Jeremy Kyle
Plus points: Should handle Rooney well
Negative points: All out relentless attack may not be enough to mask glaring holes in defence

Others rumoured to have approached the FA: Noel Edmonds, Gary Glitter, Tony Blair and Graham Taylor.



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