Nick Griffin, Kim Jong Un, Glitter and Jeremy Kyle fight Redknapp for England job
HARRY Redknapp will be the next England manger. Maybe. Says he:
“It wouldn’t be fair to anybody here if I started to let my thoughts wander elsewhere.”
Oh, come on Harry Redknobb. We need to know who we can hate next.
The Anorak Wish List – not in Association with The Sports Journalists’ Association runs:
Plus points: Hated
Negative points: Too British – may have Welsh tendencies
Kim Jong Un
Plus points: Has no Plan B
Negative points: fat
Plus points: Has names that sound like Abracadabra – good for puns
Negative points: Hates all British – not just Scots
Plus points: Should handle Rooney well
Negative points: All out relentless attack may not be enough to mask glaring holes in defence
Others rumoured to have approached the FA: Noel Edmonds, Gary Glitter, Tony Blair and Graham Taylor.