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Terrible chat up lines – and the one guaranteed to work

by | 14th, February 2012

THE worst chat-up lines ever. This might be why you’re alone on St Valentine’s Day:

Germans like, apparently: “Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.”

“If you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous”

@IwasGobby  Not my line/’joke’, but used on me on a first date: *brings drinks over to table* ‘I put the Rohypnol in at the bar’. I left.

“Put your crash helmet on, love you’re going through the headboard”

@ErnestStrafford  “I love the way your nose sweats” was the worst chat up line I ever had. What do you say to that?

“Come sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up”?

“Life is a big jigsaw puzzle and you are the missing piece”.

“Fancy a shag? No? Well, mind lying down while I have one?”

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