Terrible chat up lines – and the one guaranteed to work
THE worst chat-up lines ever. This might be why you’re alone on St Valentine’s Day:
Germans like, apparently: “Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.”
“If you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous”
@IwasGobby Not my line/’joke’, but used on me on a first date: *brings drinks over to table* ‘I put the Rohypnol in at the bar’. I left.
“Put your crash helmet on, love – you’re going through the headboard”
@ErnestStrafford “I love the way your nose sweats” was the worst chat up line I ever had. What do you say to that?
“Come sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that pops up”?
“Life is a big jigsaw puzzle – and you are the missing piece”.
“Fancy a shag? No? Well, mind lying down while I have one?”
@sarahelainech I snared husband by announcing (in Jane Austen voice) “well, sir, I believe I will take a turn around the garden.”
“My friend and I wanted to talk to the most interesting person in the room, so we had to come and talk to you.”
@Shareydubs “So, do you have a name? & I like your hair… it looks like my sister’s.” #truestory
Japanese experts decreed the best chat-up line ever to be: “rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waratteiyoh” – “This time next year, let’s be laughing together.”
One word can suffice – who needs a whole line: Drink?”