Justin Bieber sets up the jokes and no-one can see them through
OKAY. We all know the jokes that need to be made about Justin Bieber. He’s young, so we can make jokes about him being underdeveloped and not having his own fingerprints and the like. Good. He can joke that he’s evil and nefarious, thanks to him being successful and that every good-deed he does MUST have some sinister edge.
And so, Justin Bieber is currently setting up a series of appalling jokes we can make, yet, we can’t make a single one of them. Basically, you’re going to have to insert your own jokes when you hear this sound [BOINK]
It’s Valentine’s Day and guess what?! A six-year-old girl has got a date with Justin Bieber!
That’s right! Justin Bieber has paid a visit to a six-year-old while she’s in hospital and promised to be her sweetheart!
Avalanna Routh from Boston is probably the most coveted girl on the planet right and is now being affectionately known as ‘Mrs Bieber’!
Yet, she’s battling a rare form of cancer so, no matter how you look at it, Bieber is doing a really nice thing for a young girl who is dying.
Thanks. We didn’t even get to say ‘child bride’ or anything! Thanks for nothing Bieber!