Sheyla Hershey’s life saved by her 38KKK breasts – photos

SHEYLA Hershey, 31, and wearer of the biggest human breasts in the world – 38KKK – has survived a car accident. On her way back to her home in Houston, Texas, Sheyla Hershey piloted her Ford Mustang into a tree. She was not wearing a seatbelt. But her giant KKK breasts (banned in Liverpool and Manchester) acted like air bags. Sheyla’s breasts are lifesavers.

The automotive industry needs to seize the day with both hands and fit all cars with KKK breasts on the front and rear bumpers. Also, trains, planes, bicycles and boats should be fitted with massive breasts as standard. Those things save lives. Act now!

Note: Sheyla has been arrested on suspected DUI. No booze was found in the car and rumours that her breasts are filled with two parts gin to one part water are wide of the mark.