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Birmingham’s fattest man to marry his Jennifer Aniston

by | 15th, February 2012

BIRMINGHAM’S fattest man is…Barry ‘Fat Baz’ Austin, 43 (years). The Mercury reports that Barry has proposed to his lover Debbie Kirby, his girlfriend of 13 years.

Says Barry:

“Debbie has been an angel to me for years, I love her to pieces so this was not a hard one to think about. I just thought it was now or never so popped the question, and she has said she needs a few days to think about it all. I know it is a lot for her to take in.”

Barry is the subject of such Birmingham Mercury headlines as:

* Birmingham City fan Barry Austin ‘too fat’ for Wembley Cup Final

Gazza did it…

* Barry Austin: I want to be the new John Candy

He’s dead.

* I could die any day says 40 stone Birmingham City fan Barry

And perhaps the greatest headline ever written:

40st Birmingham City fan Barry Austin is copying diet used by Friends star Jennifer Aniston

Jen has a higher metabolism…

Spotter: Yampster (I had to wait till I stopped laughing to write this – thanks)



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