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Peta says it’s okay for vegans hurt women – real men beat the meat

by | 16th, February 2012

PETA, the People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals – the self-appointed spokespersons for dumb animals (read this) – has a new campaign. Instead of naked women (optional leather) or putting them in cages, this one tells you that it’s ok to hurt women so long as its for their sexual satisfaction:

Think you’re the only one who’s sore because your newly vegan boyfriend keeps bringin’ it non-stop in the bedroom … and the kitchen … and the car … and the shower … and the living room? You’re not alone. Hear how others are coping with their BWVAKTBOOM and going vegan safely.

Why does Peta hate women? Jessica, we are told, “suffers from WVAKTBOOM – Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me… a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star”.

If your boyfriend goes vegan he becomes a demanding lover who hurts you.

I’ll have the whale burger, thanks, miss. And side-order or liquidized otter…



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