Toddlers & Tiaras mums get pageant princess makeovers
THANKS to Anderson Cooper we get to see TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras’ mothers given makeovers to match their daughters looks. The shoot stars that aide to contraception Honey Boo-Boo Chile and mummy June. Had they only had the foresight, the Nazis could have used show like Toddlers & Tiaras to dehumanise an entire section of the population.
The children continue to look like they’re made of Thai marzipan, and the mums look like they ate their siblings while waiting for Jeffery Archer’s minicab.
Toddlers, turn around and see youself in year to come. You want it? Well, you can have it. Live the dream…