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Goblin baboons attack girls in Zimbabwe

by | 22nd, February 2012

PA 3658008 Goblin baboons attack girls in Zimbabwe

THERE are Goblins at St Sebastian Secondary School in Matabeleland South, Zimbabwe. The Goblins are not in class to learn, rather they are intruders terrorising the student body.

Local official Patrick Dube, bears witness:

“As a ministry when we hear issues we investigate. We went to the school on Thursday to investigate and we are yet to establish what is really happening at the school.”

The Goblins start out as very short people before turning into baboons.

A parents who witnessed a Goblin attacks explains one girl’s ordeal:

“I think that the pupil was possessed by demons. She fell into a trance and then all of a sudden she started screaming and kicking into the air vigorously for about five minutes. She did not say anything during the fit. When she recovered, she said she had seen a baboon trying to slap her.”

Another adds:

“She started screaming when her teacher entered the classroom. When she recovered she said very short human beings were accompanying the teacher. The pupil said the human beings turned into baboons.”

More girls are being attacked. Another witness comes forward:

“She started screaming when her teacher entered the classroom. When she recovered she said very short human beings were accompanying the teacher. The pupil said the human beings turned into baboons.”

It’s reverse evolution in St Sebastian Secondary School. If one of the Goblins turns into Richard Dawkins, we’ll let you know…



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