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Chris Brown slurs Christal Spann before stealing her phone?

by | 24th, February 2012

TEAM BREEZY may be willing to defend Chris Brown against almost anything, but surely the rest of the known universe is getting tired of him already? First he beat Rihanna up, then he released a load of dreadful RnB, then he played the victim because everyone wanted to bring the whole domestic violence thing up and then, astonishingly, he won a Grammy and started collaborating with Rihanna again using the wifebeater thing as a promotional backdrop and got involved in a row with a WWE wrestler.

And now, because he still seems to be an angry dimwit, he’s allegedly stolen someone’s phone and called them a bitch.

Yessir, according to reports, Brown has gone mental at a lady called Christal Spann. Apparently, the singer stole Spann’s phone outside a nightclub in Miami.

The young woman filed a police report against Brown, accusing him of “robbery by snatching.”

A rep for the Miami Beach PD has said that Spann followed Chris and rapper Tyga out of the Cameo nightclub in the early hours of Sunday morning (19th February) and took a picture of Brown on her iPhone as he got into his Bentley. Then, it is claimed:

“Chris flipped out when he saw her camera phone– then grabbed it through the car window, saying, ‘Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website.’”

The police report then states that the singer rolled up his car window and sped off with Spann’s phone.

Somehow, you just know that Chris Brown is going to be the victim in all of this, don’t you? Hopefully, he’ll find it in his heart for forgive us all for pointing out what an uncontrollable boob he is.

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