Anorak | America to drop Sgt Brandon Morgan gay bombs on Iran

America to drop Sgt Brandon Morgan gay bombs on Iran

by | 28th, February 2012

IN 2012, Sgt Brandon Morgan, a United States Marine, returned from a tour of Afghanistan and leapt into the arms of his boyfriend Dalan Wells.

Says Morgan:

“To everyone who has responded in a positive way. My partner and I want to say thank you. We didn’t do this to get famous, or something like that, we did this cause after 3 deployments and four years knowing each other, we finally told each other how we felt…As for the haters, let ‘em hate…”

Rumours are that the US military plans to drop gayness bombs over Iran unless Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stops making threats about obliterating countries and showing off his country’s nuclear prowess. (In the UK they teach how to make the bomb in theatres . Get a life, Mahmoud.)

As Mahmoud

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