Pregnant Chantelle still shagging Alex Reid despite being massively pregnant because he might cheat on her
CLASSY news time and Britain’s most simultaneously gruesome but haplessly likeable couple (likeable in a way that, they’re so blissfully stupid that you can’t help but wish them well after being mangled by the gawdawful machinery of fame) Alex Reid and fiancée Chantelle Houghton are talking about their sex lives.
They’ve announced that they will definitely be having more than one child together, which is all well and normal. However, it is the way they talk about it which may make you dry-heave.
Chantelle is 5 months pregnant with their baby daughter and Alex is already planning for them to have a boy, too. In slightly rapey tones, Reid says:
“She has no choice. She’s going to get Reidernated again!”
Good grief. And even though Chantelle is due to give birth in June, it seems they’re still going at it, hammer and tongues.
“I’m going to keep on going (through this pregnancy),” says Chantelle. “You’ve got to keep your man happy. If not he will go somewhere else!”
So she’d humping him because she thinks he’ll cheat on her? Weary doesn’t adequately cover this story.