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Morrissey, Sean Penn and Roger Waters face Jim Davidson in Falklands Islands Celebrity Smack Dow

by | 4th, March 2012

IN times of diplomatic troubles we turn to Morrissey. He tells a crowd of fans in Córdoba, Argentina:

“We know the islands belong to you.”

You’ve got to like that ‘we”. It ads sa touch of menace, the velvet standard of a shadowy group of which Morrissey is a member know the truth.

So far, the Argentines have scored Morrissey, Sean Penn and the Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters. The British have Jim Davidson.

They don’t stand a chance.

Wouldn’t life be better if instead of leaving stars to mulch in the Brussels Celebrity Mountain they wer forced to debate geopolitical issues on Sky Sport 3 and then settle the matter in a tractor race and twitter Army count off.

Great telly.



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