Harlequins’ Danny Care urinated on steps of Leeds’ Queens Hotel
DANNY Care plays rugby for Harlequins. He has been arrested and cautioned for urinating on the steps of the Queens Hotel in Leeds at 3am.
Yeah, on the steps. Not in the doorman’s hat. Not in the winger’s pint. On the steps.
Mr Care was cautioned for being drunk and disorderly.
Really? If you’re drunk surely you just wee in your trousers.
Mr Care, we’d argue, was very orderly, acting precisely as you’d expect a rugby player to act, namely seizing the moment to gets his penis out in public.