The Solar flare kills every Daily Mail reader
A SOLAR flare or two have blasted from the sun. Says the Daily Mail:
‘It’s hitting us right in the nose’: Largest solar flare in six years to hit Earth today – and could ‘jolt’ everything from flights and GPS systems to entire power grids
Joseph Kunches, a scientist with US weather agency Noaa… “all told, it’s not a terribly strong event”.
Unless you’re a Daily Mail reader. In which case, you’re toast – literally…