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‘Normal’ Prince Harry dodges bullets and keeps his pecker up in Brazil

by | 12th, March 2012

PRINCE Harry has doing the Royal Family’s PR on a tour that has taken in cocktails in the Bahamas, beach volleyball in Rio de Janeiro, a “meet and greet” with Miss Bahamas, a running race with Usain Bolt and a polo match at Haras Larissa, a Brazilian boutique hotel, where he was kissed on the cheek by Fernanda Motta, a swimsuit model and TV presenter.

“I’ve had a gas,” says Harry.

The story us summed by one comment at the Times, which has a John Buckeridge saying:

Good for him. He is how the royal family should be i.e. normal.

While the Mail leads with “Who’s that girl Harry’s kissing?” – it’s Fernanda Motta (save your money) – the Star’s front-page yells:

“HARRY IN GUN HORROR”

BRAVE Prince Harry visited kids in the Brazilian slums as gangs fought a bloody shoot-out just streets away.

Brave Harry was surround by more guards and drones than a Queen Bee. Three hundred armed men and women formed a protective bubble around Harry.

Brave Harry even played street cricket with the youngsters and listened to a choir perform as the gun battles flared less than half a mile away in the Complexo do Alemao.

How brave is that choir?

 



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