Streets of Maidenhead are paved with porn DVDs
by Anorak | 17th, March 2012
YOU do what you can to put your town on the map. In Maidenhead, the streets are paved with porn films on DVDs.
Graham Mann says he found 100 “filthy” DVDs on Pinkneys Road. The discs were batches of two films namely Big Knockers and Mucky’s Dipstic. Their titles suggest the porn films to be British works. The American porn industry goes more for parody – Bi-Tanic, a Tale of Two Titties, Forrest Hump and so on. British porn is now routienly hardcore in nature but relies on cheekiness, laughter and the sound of sliding trombones.
Says Mr Mann:
“My neighbour came over and told me a large number of dubious DVDs called Big Knockers had been left outside my house. They were all rated 18, so it was clear they were not going to contain photographs of door furniture. We scooped them all up and handed them over to the police but I think some passers-by had already taken a copy for their private collection.”
You’d be porn colelctor too if you lived in Maidenhead. In that region of Berskhire, porn is not perverted filth; it’s conserving cultural artefacts for future generations.
As Mr Mann explains:
“My wife put one of the discs into our DVD player and informed me it is a film about three women with rather large breasts. The other DVD, called Mucky’s Dipstick, had a chap with his trousers down who was clearly ready to get it on with a young woman. Sue didn’t get past the title screen on either disc and I haven’t seen any of them.”
Such are the facts, officer…
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