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CNN’s Erin Burnett says global warming makes super sharks grow on trees (disguised as cherries)

by | 18th, March 2012

GLOBAL warming is making horse, cat and humans shrink. (Tell him.) Erin Burnett says global warming appears to be in full effect”. In life mirroring The Onion, Erin says those hybrid Australian killer sharks are coming to get you. At the Atlantis resort in Dubai sharks are shagging like mad. And not just the married ones:

So, the next time you’re outside enjoying the warm weather, remember this: those cherry blossoms might be really nice, but, yeah, they’re bringing super sharks with them. That was a truly disturbing story we stumbled upon.

Erin Burnett might well be beyond parody (more here):



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