Mick and Keef bury hatchet after ‘tiny todger’ comment
HAVE you seen Keef Richards’ wang? It’s there online should you want to look for it. No, we don’t blame you for not having searched it already. However, if you have seen it, you’ll know that Keith isn’t exactly hung like a hoover bag. So it was a little odd to see him saying that his lifelong buddy, bandmate and business partner, Mick Jagger, had tiny penis in his memoir.
Richards, told the Daily Mirror: “As far as the book goes, it was my story and it was very raw, as I meant it to be, but I know that some parts of it and some of the publicity really offended Mick and I regret that.”
In the book, Richards mocked Mick’s manhood, saying Marianne Faithfull “had no fun with his tiny todger”. Jagger responded saying that Keef’s book was “bitchy” and “tedious”. However, he is now saying: “Looking back at any career you are bound to recall both the highs and the lows. In the 1980s for instance Keith and I were not communicating very well.”
“I got very involved with the business side of the Stones, mainly because I felt no one else was interested, but it’s plain now from the book that Keith felt excluded, which is a pity. Time I reckon to move on.” Richards added: “Mick’s right. He and I have had conversations over the last year of a kind we have not had for an extremely long time and that has been incredibly important to me.”
No-one refuting the whole ‘tiny todger’ claim there. At least they’re being nice to each other again, just in time for the 50th anniversary tour, eh?
Keith Richards, guitarist for the Rolling Stones, talks to newsmen at a press conference in Toronto, Canada on Tuesday, Oct. 24, 1978. Richards was placed on one yearÂs probation for possessing heroin and ordered to give a benefit concert for the blind in Toronto. The 34-year-old British musician pleaded guilty on Monday to the possession charge. (AP Photo/Blaise Edwards)