Kim Kardashian attacked by bomb on red carpet
IMAGINE getting a bomb thrown at you! Well, we’re not talking about Archduke Franz Ferdinand, but poor Kim Kardashian who has had a grenade thrown at her hair and clothes while promoting a perfume!
Naturally, the bomb wasn’t filled with nails or anything remotely explosive, rather, it was a Last Day Of Secondary School Approved flour bomb, which left everyone without any semblance of reality bemused, angry and bemused again.
An unidentified Asian woman chucked a food mortar at the reality TV/sex tape star and everyone briefly hoped it was Anthrax, just because that would be a much more interesting story than something landing on her that was ostensibly the tasteless bit of a cake.
The flour thrower was quickly arrested while Kardashian was whisked off to a private room where the flour was combed out of her hair.
Kim dealt with the incident regrettably well, saying: “That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.”
Kim’s little sister Khloe wasn’t as gracious, taking to her Twitter account and yelling: “I’m proud of how Kim handled the situation… I wish I was with my sister tonight. I bet you that woman wouldn’t have dared tried a thing…”
Its likely that the assailant was someone from PETA because they don’t like Kim K’s penchant for fur. Anyway, who wants to see a Kardashian getting hit with a schoolboy prank?