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Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are a couple and moving to the UK (WHAT?) – photos

by | 26th, March 2012

OKAY. Here’s a bit of news that has come from absolutely nowhere – Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are apparently an item. A baffling, ill-matched, brain melting item. And furthermore, they’ve got designs on being together in the UK. As if we haven’t suffered enough with the riots, bad budgets, NHS shake-up and invention of the BBC’s ‘The Voice’.

Yessir, Rihanna has reportedly been trying to persuade her rumored beau to spend the summer with her in the UK. He’ll invariably thinking that time in her warm, lovely and native Barbados would be preferable.

Either way, they can both bring their weird issues with them wherever they go. In the case of Rihanna, she can think about the fact she’s helping Chris Brown to revive his career after he beat seven bells out of her and Kutch can think about the time he got his winky wet with a young girl on the night of his wedding anniversary with Demi Moore, who promptly went mental with heartbreak before getting shipped off to rehab for (alleged) drug problems.

Hanging with Kutch and RiRi must be a hoot, right?

However, it is looking serious, with Rihanna introducing the Two And A Half Men star to her little brother, Rorrey.

A source said: “Rihanna and Rorrey, who releases music under the name GQ, are close so him meeting Ashton is a big deal. Rihanna clearly thinks things between them are serious”.

Jesus wept.

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