Leanne Zaloumis hides in Simon’s Cowell’s towering closet
LEANNE Zaloumis, 29, of Catford, South East London, has been charged with aggravated burglary. The Sun says Zaloumis was found sat on a shelf in Simon Cowell’s closet.
Is this where she hoped to find him? Would Simon Cowell be in his closet – on a shelf? No! She was standing, as reported, on a flat rood and shouting when Cowell encountered her.
It was the police who spotted her “7ft up in Cowell’s walk-in wardrobe”.
Cowell’s closets are at least 7ft high with enough shelf space to house a grown woman. You wonder what else is up there in Cowell’s closet above the eyeline and just out of reach?
Is Louis Walsh stored on the eighth shelf? Is that where Cowell keeps his other CD?