Whitby Councillor says his mother is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers
LABOUR Councillor Simon Parkes, says his real mother is a towering aline with eight green fingers.
Parkes, who sits on the Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council, tells YouTubers that when three and recovering from chicken pox he was visited:
“Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’. I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain. It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”
After another experience at 11, during which he rode a spaceship, Parkes says:
“The reason extraterrestrials are interested in me is not because of my physical body, but because of what is inside me. My soul.”
While Sesame Street fans knowingly nod as one, Parkes adds:
“For many people who don’t experience it, it’s very hard to accept. We are taught to only see and believe what we can touch, but it’s acceptable to believe in religion. It’s a personal matter and it doesn’t affect my work. I’m more interested in fixing someone’s leaking roof or potholes. People don’t want me to talk about aliens. I get more common sense out of the aliens than out of Scarborough Town Hall. The aliens are far more aware of stuff. People in the Town Hall seem not to be aware of the needs of Whitby.”
Which when seen from space looks like Kermit’s face…
Posted: 28th, March 2012 | In: Strange But True Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
March 28th, 2012 at 2:27 pm
As I was born in Whitby and my parent’s town council ward may well be Stakesby, I can understand why if you live there an alien or spaceship may seem like a good idea as an escape..(.I got out in 1974 ….,not on a spaceship, honest!)
March 28th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Perhaps his mummy got fed up with him and turned into a cabbage, or a brussel’s sprout.
Is it really worth filming Miliband, won’t it be AN Other for future spoutings, I mean Learned Lab pronouncements
March 28th, 2012 at 11:31 am
..what you might call “spaced out”, bless him…. should liven up Whitby council meetings though – will they have enough seats for alien councillors?
March 28th, 2012 at 11:15 am
Miliband certainly is, you can see that his speeches are made up of dozens of individual phrases, hardly a full sentence among them (92 in the case of his reply to the Budget, go on count them) this is to make it easier for the animators to lipsynch them on the film. Also the repeat (X3) of set phrases such as
“Wrong choices. Wrong priorities. Wrong values. Out of touch. Same old Tories.”
Means that they can just splice in the same bit of footage at that point. Its an old animators trick. (See ‘Behold the power of Greyskull!’ same bit of film in the entire series). You can always use a bit of film that nearly sysncs if you are in a hurry. If you can read clay lips you can see that when the soundtrack says ‘Same od Tories’ his lips are actually mouthing ‘More cheese Gromit’
March 28th, 2012 at 10:41 am
Do you think they are made of Claymation?
March 28th, 2012 at 10:12 am
LABOUR Councillor Simon Parkes? Didn’t read any further. Didn’t need to. Any party that elects Wallace as their leader is full of delusionists