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Whitby Councillor says his mother is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers

by | 28th, March 2012

PA 3323458 Whitby Councillor says his mother is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers

LABOUR Councillor Simon Parkes, says his real mother is a towering aline with eight green fingers.

Parkes, who sits on the Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council, tells YouTubers that when three and recovering from chicken pox he was visited:

“Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’. I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain. It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”

After another experience at 11, during which he rode a spaceship, Parkes says:

“The reason extraterrestrials are interested in me is not because of my physical body, but because of what is inside me. My soul.”

While Sesame Street fans knowingly nod as one, Parkes adds:

“For many people who don’t experience it, it’s very hard to accept. We are taught to only see and believe what we can touch, but it’s acceptable to believe in religion. It’s a personal matter and it doesn’t affect my work. I’m more interested in fixing someone’s leaking roof or potholes. People don’t want me to talk about aliens. I get more common sense out of the aliens than out of Scarborough Town Hall. The aliens are far more aware of stuff. People in the Town Hall seem not to be aware of the needs of Whitby.”

Which when seen from space looks like Kermit’s face…


YouTube link.



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