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Whitby Councillor says his mother is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers

by | 28th, March 2012

LABOUR Councillor Simon Parkes, says his real mother is a towering aline with eight green fingers.

Parkes, who sits on the Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council, tells YouTubers that when three and recovering from chicken pox he was visited:

“Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’. I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain. It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”

After another experience at 11, during which

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