David Cameron lies about his Leeds pastries
PASTRY-face Prime Minster David Cameron told us:
“I love a hot pasty. I think the last one I bought was from the West Cornwall Pasty Company. I seem to remember I was in Leeds station at the time. The choice was to have one of their small ones or their large ones. I’ve got a feeling I opted for the large one and very good it was too.”
It must have been a bit dry – that shop closed in 2007.
PS – Nick Park must be loving this – one the one side Ed ‘Wallace’ Miliband chewing on his snotty words; on the other butter-faced David Cameron reaching for the wrong pastry while sat on the wrong horse. In No Pies On Us, Wallace and Butterface go to the moon and open an outlet of Greggs. Ken Livingston arrives and makes Ed eat a pork sausage. David reacts…