God finds Mirlande Wilson’s winning Lottery ticket in Burger King urinal
WHEN Baltimore McDonald’s syrup server Mirlande Wilson claimed she had won $105m on the Mega Millions lottery, the New York Post paid her a visit. Says Wilson:
“I have no idea where it is. I’m not sure I have it.”
Think, Mirlande. Think!
“I’m still looking for it. I haven’t even looked in my uniform pants yet. I’m still looking everywhere to find it, in my purse, everywhere.”
We suppose that before looking through her pockets and emptying out her purse, Mirlande looked in all the obvious places, like in the world’s biggest haystack, the Gobi Desert and Homs. Only when the obvious places are exhausted (message to Nelson Mandela – please check behind clock on mantelpiece), does she dare think that $105m is her trousers. And if it’s not there then God knows where it is. Really, he does. As she says:
“It’s a blessing from God. If it’s meant to be, we’ll [find and] claim the ticket.”
Note to Pope – check under hat…