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Mario Balotelli and Wayne Rooney unite warring factions

by | 9th, April 2012

IS this promotion for Jenny Thomson, formerly Jennifer Thompson, aka Juice Jen, the tabloids’ “Rooney’s hooker”. Although still not named in front-page headlines, Thompson leads the Daily Star’s new coverage as “MARIO’S VICE GIRL”.

Is Mario’s Vice Girl a better epithet than Rooney’s Hooker ? There is much to discuss on Sky Daily Sport, the porn and football satellite station.

Today’s news is that:

 

You can see WAGS massed in a community centre in brightest Cheshire, the only item on the agenda: Stop Thompson, shag ‘n’ tell’s Lionel Messi, albeit one more willing to go down at the slightest touch.

Jenny Thompson photos

The Star adds:

WAGS “have also come up with an impromptu text and Tweet network to keep each other informed if they spot her on the prowl”.

Move over Orange, this is the Tangerine Network’s JennyDar. Says a friend of a WAG, who remains nameless for fear of reprisals:

“All

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