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Dwarf bites Jennifer Thompson on the bum

by | 12th, April 2012

jenny thompson2 Dwarf bites Jennifer Thompson on the bumJENNIFER Thompson continues to set the Daily Star’s news agenda. Today it’s the “Rooney hooker’s” appearance on ITV’s This Morning making front-page news.

As told yesterday, acting dwarf Josh Bennett revealed all about his night of sex with the single woman defined by her links to Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney.

In “OOMPAH LOOMPAH SHOWED ME HIS WILLY WONKA”, “Rooney’s hooker” fell for an “Oompa Loompa dwarf and bedded him”.

Having been told that Bennett was intrigued to mee the woman who had been hired, allegedly, to have sex with Rooney, the paper notes:

When Josh pulled her at a stag night party he was dressed as one of Willy Wonka’s workers from the movie Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, complete with bright orange skin and a green wig.

Oompah Loompah. Is the paper sure? Rooney is noted for his Shrek-styled good looks. Might it be that Bennett was just in character?

On the telly, Thompson says of that tryst:

“Anything that I have done in the past is coming out now and tends to bite you on the bum.’’

Such is life when a dwarf-tosser dates a fame-hungry little man…

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